{"product_id":"skinny-laser-engraved-charcuterie-board","title":"Skinny Laser-Engraved Charcuterie Board","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"456\" data-start=\"110\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"195\" data-start=\"110\"\u003eCharcuterie (n.): A fancy French word for adult Lunchable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"198\" data-start=\"195\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"456\" data-start=\"110\"\u003eThis small-but-mighty laser-engraved charcuterie board delivers both form \u003cem data-end=\"277\" data-start=\"272\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e sass. Crafted from smooth, richly grained acacia wood, it features a snarky engraved “definition” of charcuterie that’ll make your guests laugh before they even reach the cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"579\" data-start=\"458\"\u003ePerfect for solo snack nights, small gatherings, or as a hilarious host gift, this board is as functional as it is funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"581\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"636\" data-start=\"581\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"636\" data-start=\"583\"\u003eMeasures approx. 16\" x 7\" x 0.5\" (including handle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"637\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"696\" data-start=\"639\"\u003eMade from acacia wood with a smooth, comfortable handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"760\" data-start=\"697\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"760\" data-start=\"699\"\u003eLaser engraved with permanent detail – no fading or peeling\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"831\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eGreat gift for foodies, wine lovers, or anyone with a sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"915\" data-start=\"833\"\u003eBecause if you’re gonna eat cheese for dinner, you might as well do it with style.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rogue Magnolia Custom Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51024909697346,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0940\/5857\/8242\/files\/20250722_191359.jpg?v=1753233338","url":"https:\/\/roguemagnolia.myshopify.com\/products\/skinny-laser-engraved-charcuterie-board","provider":"Rogue Magnolia Customs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}