Skinny Laser-Engraved Charcuterie Board

Charcuterie (n.): A fancy French word for adult Lunchable.

This small-but-mighty laser-engraved charcuterie board delivers both form and sass. Crafted from smooth, richly grained acacia wood, it features a snarky engraved “definition” of charcuterie that’ll make your guests laugh before they even reach the cheese.

Perfect for solo snack nights, small gatherings, or as a hilarious host gift, this board is as functional as it is funny.

• Measures approx. 16" x 7" x 0.5" (including handle)

• Made from acacia wood with a smooth, comfortable handle

• Laser engraved with permanent detail – no fading or peeling

• Great gift for foodies, wine lovers, or anyone with a sense of humor

Because if you’re gonna eat cheese for dinner, you might as well do it with style.